The dumbest superhero

Tobi

Hy ,my name is Tobi Stupon And i became the dumbest superhero Yea besides green arrow Lemme start with my origin i was a Regular kid then i woke up 3Ft taller , muscular , no longer needed glassss and a pair of blazing Red eyes yea no radioactive animal,no death and definitely no experiment gone wrong Mind you am 13 and still live with my mom not to paint her idiotic let's just say she's blind yea my entire family is blind except my baby brother he's just a baby Log 01: The first day is always the Hardest Day 1 was awkward to say the least at first i thought i was simply going thru puberty but my theory was shaken when i moved my toothbrush with my mind by shaken i don't mean completely shattered i mean there's alot my Life skills teacher hid about puberty She could've mentioned i would wakeup up with a boner with mysterious white sauce on my pants I continued my daily routine with a few complications for example when I tried to make eggs They just cracked before I touched them that was something to explain to my mom who just bought 4 dozen yesterday Walking out of my house i was hoping my ‘ puberty ’ outbreaks would control themselves And they did for the first five steps before i saw the school Bus leaving then my body just had this Tingly sensation next thing i know am moving faster then the bus matter fact am moving faster than a Bugatti The woman driving it would testify I got to school 15 minutes before time Damn the earliest I've gotten was 15 minutes after the bell This was normal it's been scientifically proven that you run faster after puberty They just failed to explain how fast Let's just save the rest for the Next log ,stay tuned